The Handy Blowjob Machine

The Handy

The Handy (The Handy Store – $199)

Easily the most talked about sex toy for men in 2020. This is pretty much as good as a cock sucking toy has ever gotten. We we promised the perfect blowjob machine for many years with the Autoblow, but it never delivered. The Handy delivers and more – and for around the same price! Sleek and elegant, easy to use and easy to grip. You can not only change the sucking speed with the Handy, you can adjust the length of each stroke too. You can even adjust your grip!

The sucking speed of the Handy is smooth and quiet, and can be easily adjusted to your exact liking from 0 – 10 strokes per second! The length of each of those strokes can also be adjusted from 0 – 4.3 inches. Created by Norwegian engineers, it’s as though the designers took apart every other automatic stroker and ‘blowjob machine’ to date, and worked out how to deliver one that really lives up to its promise and does everything you’d want from such a toy.

It looks and operates pretty much unlike any other sucking masturbator that’s gone before. The sleeve is actually outside the toy, attached by a band. In practical terms, this makes it even easier and more comfortable to use, whether you are lying down, sitting, or standing. The designers have made use of a patented TrueGrip technology that easily allows you to adjust your grip to range from soft to firm.

All this adds up to ability to tailor the experience into the perfect blowjob, just the way you want it. And the possibilities for variety and experimentation are clearly endless.

If these aren’t enough reasons for you to consider the Handy as your cock sucking toy of choice, then don’t ignore the fact that it is also a remote sex toy. This means that a partner, or a long distance lover, or even a webcam girl, can operate the Handy remotely with her smartphone app, for virtual sex! It can also be synched with porn videos, including a huge variety of virtual reality porn movies.

If this sounds like too much of a gushing review, then all I can say is that I’ve tried this toy, I’ve spoken to others who have tried it, and read countless feedback from other customers. And I don’t think I’ve ever come across any male toy, let alone a cock sucking toy, that has promised so much and delivered it all.

Blowmotion Auto Suction Masturbator

Blowjob Automatic Male Suction Masturbator

Blowmotion Automatic Sucker (Lovehoney – $75)

World leading sex toy retailers and brand Lovehoney have muscled in on the automatic blowjob masturbator market with this ‘Blowmotion’ (one of several in a new range) auto cock sucker. This is indeed an exciting new range of blowjob imitators and the toys already been well received by customers and reviewers. This particular model is the cheapest of the bunch at $74.99, and for that mid-range price, it delivers just about the performance and value you would expect.

As well as two different speeds of sucking, the toy has ten different vibration modes. There are many vibrating cock suckers on the market, but the one’s that deliver tend to be premium models costing over $100. This is cheaper and to be honest, looks cheaper too, but it really does deliver.

Gripes might be that the two sucking speeds might not be enough for many people who require something a bit stronger and faster in order to be blown to ejaculation. As the toy itself moves up and down your penis, you will probably need to give it a steadying hand, so it’s not really the hands free blowjob toy that it is claimed (although this is true of just about every blowjob machine toy, including the more expensive ones).

Not the perfect automatic cock sucking toy, but at this price, a very good try, and certainly one to consider if you want top notch vibrations to go along with the suck.

Kiiroo Titan Haptic Sucker

Kiiroo Titan BJ Haptic Toy

Titan (Kiiroo – $149)

The Titan is one of the most advanced internet/haptic male masturbators you can buy, and it’s also possibly the best such toy you can use as a realistic blowjob imitator.

The three rows of bullet vibrators that pulse along the length of the advanced, ribbed inner sleeve, can be set to ‘blowjob mode’, creating an extremely convincing sensation of you penis being gently sucked.

Because the Titan is a ‘haptic’ interractive sex toy, it can by synchronized with porn videos (including virtual reality porn), 3D and VR sex games, as well as controlled remotely online by a lover or even a webcam girl.

Inside the Kiiroo Titan

Everything about this ground breaking toy has been intelligently designed, from the ribbed casing that ensures a comfortable non-slip grip, to the six different vibration modes that cover everything from a blowjob to stamina training.

It has three different ribbed sleeves for you to try.

The Titan is among the most advanced, as well as best value for money, male sex toys for :

  • Long distance relationships
  • Virtual reality sex including blowjobs
  • Stamina training
  • A vibrating masturbator

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There are currently over 4,000 videos you can use the Kiiroo Titan with in order to feel the action as you watch it, including in virtual reality at VirtualRealPorn.

Optimum Power Turbo Stroker

Optimum Power Turbo Male Stroker

Optimum Turbo Vibrating Male Stroker (Vibrators – $99)

A number of blowjob strokers on the market utilize the stroking beads method of ‘sucking’ your penis. A ring or ring of soft beads slide up and down the exterior of a masturbation sleeve housed in a case, exerting a pressure as it glides along your penis that resembles a blowjob – depending on how effective it works.

Some of these toys are cheap trash, while others are overpriced for what they deliver. The Optimum Turbo Stroker falls happily between the two. At under $100 (sometimes even less if discounted), the toy employs the bead tech to great effect, producing a reasonably priced cock sucking toy in which the beads contract enough to produce a strong enough sensation, while also managing to be reasonably quiet (or as quiet as these beaded sucking machines go).

The masturbation sleeve itself is also superior to most of the other beaded strokers, consisting of patented life-like SoftTouch material.

Comes with free lube, which is fortunate as it does need generous lubing for the best effect.

THRUST Pro Ultra Morgan Blowjob Mouth

THRUST PRO Ultra Morgan

Ultra Morgan Ribbed BJ Mouth (Lovehoney – $24)

‘Morgan’ is a lady with a luscious mouth and an insanely ribbed canal for deep throat action. Although named ‘Morgan’, this blowjob toy from THRUST doesn’t appear to be based on any particular individual, or at least not on a pornstar. The mouth and tongue do look inviting, however, and along with the intricately ribbed inner sleeve, the most attractive feature of this cheap cock sucking toy is that the amount of suction can be controlled as required.

Although it already packs a punch given its reasonably low price, you can easily turn it into a vibrating blowjob toy if you wish, as it comes ready with a hole in its base for you to insert a bullet vibrator in.

The toy is reasonably easy to clean. The length of the canal is 5″ and is a little tight, but the material is stretchy and should accommodate most men.

A solid blowjob stroker at a fair price.

JAV Idol Yu Shinoda Blowjob Onahole

Yu Shinoda Blowjob Onahole

Yu Shinoda Blowjob Masturbator – (Kanojo – $60)

A realistic blowjob masturbator that replicates the mouth and throat of exciting young Japanese porn talent Yu Shinoda.

This stroker may look unremarkable and similar to many other oral sex toys from the outside, but as you would expect from a Japanese onahole, it’s on the inside that it really happens. The ribbed 3D inner sleeve faithfully clones the mouth of this Japanese star, including the tongue, teeth, and even the utensils.

To repeat, while a lot of Western made ‘realistic mouth’ blowjob toys claim to replicate the mouth and throat of a particular pornstar, this toy actually does just that – right down to the last detail. With your cock balls deep inside this sleeve, you really are deepthroating an actual Japanese girl. Check out the detail and realism in the photo below!

Sparkle Blowjob onahole Yu Shinoda with tonsils

Made from ABS material, the box comes with lubricant included so you can get down to action straight away. Shipped directly from Japan. The authentic Japanese toys from this site (Konojo) are crazy cheap, and shipping rates are very reasonable too with most deliveries taking 4 – 7 days.

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Thrust Pro Mini Ruby Blowjob Mouth

Thrust Pro Mini Ruby

Mini Ruby Blowjob Mouth (Lovehoney – $19)

A realistic blowjob mouth with a luxurious and textured canal made of ribs and dots. As well as soft and luxurious on the inside, it’s also soft and easy to grip and squeeze on the outside.

Ruby’s luscious and realistic lips coax you into her tight but welcoming inner sleeve. The toy is open-ended for ease of cleaning. It is also easy to add a bullet vibrator to the base if you like to be vibrated as well as sucked.

For such a cheap and affordable masturbator, this is is a surprisingly high quality oral sex toy. The material compares well with the Fleshlight, and the ribbed and convulating inner canal has been impressively designed to stimulate the real sensation of a good blowjob.

Definitely a contender for the title of best cock sucking toy at under $20!

Sue Johanson Head Honcho

Sue Johanson Head Honcho

Head Honcho Male Masturbator (Lovehoney – $19)

The Sue Johanson Head Honcho has been around for years, still costs less than $20, yet it’s still one of my favorite (as well as that of many other male sex toy fans) favorite masturbators, including when I want a sucking like effect. Yes, it has a ‘pussy lips’ opening rather than a mouth, but the delicious jelly like material together with its richly textured nodules that run along thee ‘suction cavities’, each with their own pattern, means that it grips tightly and gives you a really nice sucking type feeling as you slide it up and down your shaft.

The flexible material and 0.25 CM opening cavity means that it grips snugly and securely just about any sized man.

Lubed up well, even the squelching noise it makes is rather realistic!

A great cock sucking toy, and still after all these years, one of the best male masturbators you can buy, and probably the best by far at this price.