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Sohimi ALICE Oral Blowjob Simulator

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Sohimi ALICE (Sohimi Store – $73)

Sohimi is a Chinese brand of luxury sex toys for men on women that focus particularly on sophisticated and yet affordable blowjob simulating toys for men. Currently, one of their best cock sucking toys is probably the ALICE ‘hands free male masturbator’. advertised as an ‘oral job simulator’ that will ‘suck you like a mouth’. Housed in an elegant and futuristic looking case, is a super realistic masturbation sleeve. The orifice certainly resembles more a pussy than a mouth, and somewhat confusingly, the makers also market it as a ‘handjob toy’, as well as the other things. The attractive case can be pulled apart and the sleeve detached for easy cleaning. So far so good, but how good can this thing suck your dick?

Well for a toy costing less than $75, the ALICE can certainly do some amazing things for your penis. It both thrusts (or sucks) AND rotates, and there are ten different modes that each have a different pattern and strength for you to enjoy. So it’s not a pure cock sucking toy, and if you’re looking for an authentic blowjob simulator then there are other choices for you – such as The Handy. However, if you want a quite cheap but versatile and sophisticated hands free masturbator that does suck your dick, as well as stimulate it through rotation, then this is definitely a bargain priced toy to try out.

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As stated above, it is designed to be a hands free toy, and it is lightweight and ergonomic enough for that to be a comfortable and stable enough experience. Just lie back and choose from the ten different modes of stimulation. As well as being easy to clean, it’s easy to charge the batteries with a usb lead.

The ALICE costs just $73 from the Sohimi sex toy store.

Virtual Mate Intimacy Machine

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Virtual Mate (Virtual Mate Store – $399)

The Virtual Mate is more than just an advanced automatic masturbator. It’s a ‘virtual intimacy’ machine that creates your ideal girlfriend who you can then experience having sex with through the masturbator. And that includes having your cock sucked expertly by your new AI lover. You can even base your virtual girlfriend on the photo of a real person, but of course only with that person’s explicit consent given to the Virtual Mate company. The virtual girl will learn what you like and what you respond to. Just like a real girlfriend, she will get better at sucking your dick over time as she learns just what makes a perfect blowjob for you. Unlike most other male sex toys you buy, this actually gets better and ‘upgrades’ itself over time. Not only because the AI intelligence learns from your sex sessions with your ‘virtual mate’, but because regular software updates improve the algorithms and performance of the toy.

To be clear in case you are struggling to get your head around what this amazing toy can do. An AI girlfriend is generated for you by the software. You can choose a pornstar (that the company own the copyright to), a completely artificially generated girlfriend (mate), or even a real person provided you have their consent. You then interact in real time with your virtual mate on a PC screen, smartphone, or even inside virtual reality, while the masturbator perfectly synchs with your virtual mate’s actions on the screen. True virtual sex has arrived in the shape of this revolutionary new high tech sex toy.

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The Handy Blowjob Machine

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The Handy (The Handy Store – $199)

Easily the most talked about sex toy for men in 2020. This is pretty much as good as a cock sucking toy has ever gotten. We we promised the perfect blowjob machine for many years with the Autoblow, but it never delivered. The Handy delivers and more – and for around the same price! Sleek and elegant, easy to use and easy to grip. You can not only change the sucking speed with the Handy, you can adjust the length of each stroke too. You can even adjust your grip!

The sucking speed of the Handy is smooth and quiet, and can be easily adjusted to your exact liking from 0 – 10 strokes per second! The length of each of those strokes can also be adjusted from 0 – 4.3 inches. Created by Norwegian engineers, it’s as though the designers took apart every other automatic stroker and ‘blowjob machine’ to date, and worked out how to deliver one that really lives up to its promise and does everything you’d want from such a toy.

It looks and operates pretty much unlike any other sucking masturbator that’s gone before. The sleeve is actually outside the toy, attached by a band. In practical terms, this makes it even easier and more comfortable to use, whether you are lying down, sitting, or standing. The designers have made use of a patented TrueGrip technology that easily allows you to adjust your grip to range from soft to firm.

All this adds up to ability to tailor the experience into the perfect blowjob, just the way you want it. And the possibilities for variety and experimentation are clearly endless.

If these aren’t enough reasons for you to consider the Handy as your cock sucking toy of choice, then don’t ignore the fact that it is also a remote sex toy. This means that a partner, or a long distance lover, or even a webcam girl, can operate the Handy remotely with her smartphone app, for virtual sex! It can also be synched with porn videos, including a huge variety of virtual reality porn movies.

If this sounds like too much of a gushing review, then all I can say is that I’ve tried this toy, I’ve spoken to others who have tried it, and read countless feedback from other customers. And I don’t think I’ve ever come across any male toy, let alone a cock sucking toy, that has promised so much and delivered it all.

Sue Johanson Head Honcho

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Head Honcho Male Masturbator (Lovehoney – $19)

The Sue Johanson Head Honcho has been around for years, still costs less than $20, yet it’s still one of my favorite (as well as that of many other male sex toy fans) favorite masturbators, including when I want a sucking like effect. Yes, it has a ‘pussy lips’ opening rather than a mouth, but the delicious jelly like material together with its richly textured nodules that run along thee ‘suction cavities’, each with their own pattern, means that it grips tightly and gives you a really nice sucking type feeling as you slide it up and down your shaft.

The flexible material and 0.25 CM opening cavity means that it grips snugly and securely just about any sized man.

Lubed up well, even the squelching noise it makes is rather realistic!

A great cock sucking toy, and still after all these years, one of the best male masturbators you can buy, and probably the best by far at this price.

Lovehoney Hot Shot Oral Sex

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Lovehoney Hot Shot Masturbator (Lovehoney – $79)

One of Lovehoney’s most sophisticated attempts at an oral sex toy for men to date. This elegant male vibrator has been designed to mimic the delicious sensations of your cock being teased, licked and sucked. It actually self-heats to a realistic temperature as you use it. The lifelike sensations are improved upon my both vibrations and pulses that have 6 different patterns and three different intensity levels to play around with.

A surprisingly compact and portable toy, it’s earned some great reviews from satisfied customers, although truth be told, its value lies more as a vibrating masturbator, rather than an authentic cock sucking toy.

It does grip the head of the penis tightly, and very, very pleasantly, and there is a pleasing suction mode, but there are better choices at this price if you are searching for an ultra-realistic blowjob imitator, but not much better out there if you want a male vibrator that nibbles and teases your penis tip!

Fleshlight QUICKSHOT Boost

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Fleshlight Quickshot (Lovehoney – $39)

A mid-range compact and portable open-ended stroker from Fleshlight, the sleeve composed of nodule filled SuperSkyn material that is soft and pleasing and feels like a blowjob as you stroke it up and down your penis.

A good choice for Fleshlight fans looking for a simple to use, compact and easy to clean masturbator that feels like a blowjob. It doesn’t have any fake mouth and neither is it marketed as a blowjob toy, but just slide your penis in at either end, and stroke it up and down and it’s about as effective for fullfiling your cock sucking fantasies as most other masturbators under $50. Having said that, there are even cheaper alternatives, including actual blowjob mimicking toys that work just as well. Open ended strokers like this work best of all as aids to oral sex with a partner.

Satisfyer Men One Masturbator

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Satisfyer Men One Male Masturbator (Eden Fantasys – $45)

An innovative pump sucking male masturbator that uses vacuum pressure to become a sleeve that swallows your penis and stimulates it with a powerful sucking effect.

The Satisfyer Men One masturbator has been one of the most exciting and popular new male sex toys of the last couple of years. Using a novel ‘internal pressure regulator’, it’s been designed so that the innovative air cushion technology can be easily controlled at the touch of the button. In a nutshell, the level of pressure that the soft cyberskin textured material engorging your cock applies can be easily manipulated by the user, enabling a blowjob like sensation just the way you want it.

As the Satisfyer uses air pump technology, this masturbator can not only be used as a cock sucking toy, but as a penis pump and stamina trainer.

The Satisfyer is easy to both operate and clean afterwards.

An innovative and value for money sucking toy from one of the most exciting new brands in the sex toy world!

Colt Mouth To Ass Masturbator

Colt Mouth To Ass Masturbator

Colt Mouth To Ass (Lovehoney – $26)

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If you’re a fan of ass to mouth porn action, you’ll love this realistic male masturbator that lets you perform the act, anytime and anywhere. A portable and discreet male sex toy that is double ended. At the back, a cute, tight, and inviting asshole, and at the front, lifelike lips that tease you into pulling out the rear passage, and going for some deep throat action!

As you would expect, the textured inner sleeve varies along the length to simulate the feeling of ass or mouth fucking. The front orifice provide a suction effect that very realistically mimics the feeling of a blowjob as you slowly slide it up and down your penis.

The material is very flexible, and the toy should accomodate all sizes.

A very good value blowjob toy for the price!